You may have seen normal What I Learnt todays post on Dog's Diary VS Cat's Diary. I couldn't help but post a remake of this on WILT junior:

Dog's Diary:

7:00 AM: Whooopeeee! Human's Coming Downstairs! Doncha just love 'em! lick lick licketty lick

7:30 AM: Breakfast! The Best!

8:30 AM: Yes! Out for a wee wee. Fantastic! wag wag waggety wag.

8:45 AM: Postman! Yeah!

9:00 AM: Hurrah! A drink of lovely water! wag wag, slurp slurp.

10:00 AM: A little roll! And a Nap! Lovely!

11:00 AM: A little play with my ball! Oh Fantabulous!

And so it goes on all day untill ...

5:00 PM: Family home! Fantastic! Who do I love most? All of them! Wag wag wag lick lick lick bounce bounce bounce.

6:00 PM: Hey! Lucky Me! I'm Going for a Walk! Oh Joy!

7:00 PM: Food! Too much Happiness!

7:30 PM: Another walk! Oh Wow!

8:00 PM: Dad home. Yes! Great!

And so on.

Cat's Diary:

7:00 AM: Stretch. Yawn. Drink, eat, look bored, nap.

Midday: Chase some innocent mouse or birdie. Eat it if possible. Lick lips.

7:00 PM: Stretch. Yawn. Drink, eat, look bored, nap.

For more reading of this look at book Trixie's Very Extremely Brilliant Guide to Everything by Ros Asqitch.